Rosa and Esther Leave for Utah

Sunday at about 4:00PM Rosa and her friend Esther boldly drive to Utah.
You can read the sign on the back of the car: "UTAH or Bust!!"
Have a good trip s!

Cleveland Saturday Snowstorm

Today it was incredible, the worst snow storm of the year, probably of the decade. Just about everything was closed. The city of Parma was closed to traffic except for emergency vehicles. I took a little tour with my van, the streets were full of stranded vehicles. A lady beeped me and asked me if I could find some snow plow to let her out of her car. I barely made it back to the garage because all the drives were blocked by stranded vehicles but one.

In honor of this election:

• When I look at most politicians I'm glad that only one can be elected.
• Q. what do diapers and politicians have in common?
  A. They should be changed often and for the same reason
• I look forward to the day when schools have unlimited funds to spend, and the Pentagon has to hold bake sales to buy tanks.
• "Dad, what is a traitor in politics?". "A traitor son, is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the other one." "Well, then, what is a man who leaves his party and comes over to yours." "A convert, my boy, a convert."
  

Lifetime Weight Watcher Goal

I reached the lifetime Weight Watchers goal, here is my medal!

Joke 3 "Hokey Pokey" passed away

(I was going to surprise you once I had a few more jokes, and I had become more proficient with Blogging, but I see that the word got out... Thanks for your comments.)

... it is worth reflecting on the death of an important person which went almost unnoticed last week:

Larry La Praise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey", died peacefully at age 93.

The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in, and then the trouble started.....

Joke 2

Q. What most people thought when the "Battery" was first invented?

A. Well... it surely has a positive side, but there also is a negative side to it

Joke 1

Three friends went to Heaven. St. Peter told them "Whatever you do, don't step on a duck!! Because if a duck quacks, all ducks quack and you'll be punished."

That seemed easy, but soon they found out that there were thousands of ducks everywhere, and after an hour the first guy stepped on a duck. The duck quacked and all the ducks quacked. St. Peter was furious and chained him to an ugly woman for eternity.

The second friend was more careful, but unfortunately after a couple of days, he stepped on a duck. The duck quacked and all the ducks quacked. St. Peter was furious and chained him to an even uglier woman for eternity.

The third friend was extremely cautious and learned how not to step on the ducks. After three months, St. Peter came and chained him to a very beautiful woman. He was ecstatic and asked "what did I do to deserve this?" The woman replied, "I don't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck!"