In honor of this election:

• When I look at most politicians I'm glad that only one can be elected.
• Q. what do diapers and politicians have in common?
  A. They should be changed often and for the same reason
• I look forward to the day when schools have unlimited funds to spend, and the Pentagon has to hold bake sales to buy tanks.
• "Dad, what is a traitor in politics?". "A traitor son, is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the other one." "Well, then, what is a man who leaves his party and comes over to yours." "A convert, my boy, a convert."