Joke 3 "Hokey Pokey" passed away

(I was going to surprise you once I had a few more jokes, and I had become more proficient with Blogging, but I see that the word got out... Thanks for your comments.)

... it is worth reflecting on the death of an important person which went almost unnoticed last week:

Larry La Praise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey", died peacefully at age 93.

The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in, and then the trouble started.....

Joke 2

Q. What most people thought when the "Battery" was first invented?

A. Well... it surely has a positive side, but there also is a negative side to it