Monday, February 4, 2008

Joke 3 "Hokey Pokey" passed away

(I was going to surprise you once I had a few more jokes, and I had become more proficient with Blogging, but I see that the word got out... Thanks for your comments.)



... it is worth reflecting on the death of an important person which went almost unnoticed last week:

Larry La Praise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey", died peacefully at age 93.
The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in, and then the trouble started.....

Saturday, February 2, 2008

Joke 2

Q. What most people thought when the "Battery" was first invented?

A. Well... it surely has a positive side, but there also is a negative side to it

Thursday, January 31, 2008

Joke 1

Three friends went to Heaven. St. Peter told them "Whatever you do, don't step on a duck!! Because if a duck quacks, all ducks quack and you'll be punished."

That seemed easy, but soon they found out that there were thousands of ducks everywhere, and after an hour the first guy stepped on a duck. The duck quacked and all the ducks quacked. St. Peter was furious and chained him to an ugly woman for eternity.

The second friend was more careful, but unfortunately after a couple of days, he stepped on a duck. The duck quacked and all the ducks quacked. St. Peter was furious and chained him to an even uglier woman for eternity.

The third friend was extremely cautious and learned how not to step on the ducks. After three months, St. Peter came and chained him to a very beautiful woman. He was ecstatic and asked "what did I do to deserve this?" The woman replied, "I don't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck!"

My First Post !!

Today Rosa helped me set up my own Blog !!!


I am very excited to start !!