That seemed easy, but soon they found out that there were thousands of ducks everywhere, and after an hour the first guy stepped on a duck. The duck quacked and all the ducks quacked. St. Peter was furious and chained him to an ugly woman for eternity.
The second friend was more careful, but unfortunately after a couple of days, he stepped on a duck. The duck quacked and all the ducks quacked. St. Peter was furious and chained him to an even uglier woman for eternity.
The third friend was extremely cautious and learned how not to step on the ducks. After three months, St. Peter came and chained him to a very beautiful woman. He was ecstatic and asked "what did I do to deserve this?" The woman replied, "I don't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck!"
